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The Script Called for it: A Day in The Life of Santa Claus

Best Show on Netflix Right Now:

 I Think You Should Leave Takes the Cake for The Funniest Show on Netflix.

A Shittily Drawn Picture of Tim Robinson, by myself.

        You've taken it upon yourself to watch the show. Congratulations, if you're not here by accident you have an advanced sense of humor, or your're autistic, don't make friends well, or flat-out fried yourself out at a young age. Either way Tim Robinson, capitalizes on this notion and embraces acting as "himself."  For a few years there, I was a little worried I was alone in this world. Telling hundreds of ON PAR- if not better jokes to all of my friends and they totally iced me.  It felt I finally unlocked the feeling to living every day like it was Christmas Eve; only for Santa to not come early.

        Ok, let's not embody a little teenage girl here, it's not that I am a freak or the world just doesn't understand me, or people like us.  It's that the step after understanding is experimenting. I don't say that in any other way. 


    What Robinson does, is more than teeter the totter, it's: push the boundaries that no one cares to push because they may seem so subliminally-subdued. For example, the driver's ed school is a perfect one. Tim portrays the ability to make something so normal, take the stage through his eyes in a perspective that Tim only brings to light. The energy he put's into this over-driven driven instructor is out of this world outrageous. 

    His agitated but legally motivated movements really take the cake. He's been teaching the same dated video to a group of kids for so long that he already knows how its about to go. It feels pathetic and as dim as the lighting in the classroom, yet he still pops up with the ol' health teacher "wow, crazy stuff" after shutting off the VCR -- knowing damn well someone who's only job to explain that video has already seen and explained that video hundreds of times over a 30-year span. I itch my face at the same time he does when he realizes they're about to find out why the lady cares about her tables.

* See the bottom of this thought for a never before seen BLOOPER regarding the driving-ed. scene.

It's things like that you could live a whole life and miss. He hit's the nail on the head in three (3) categories:

  1. Enveloping into a scenario, I feel first-hand when I watch that shit.
  2. Making me now feel like I've done something wrong / caught off guard.
  3. WHY TF AM I NOT A PART OF TIM ROBINSON'S CLUB, I SEE HIM HAVING SO MUCH FUN - - - I WANT TO BE THAT.


         Everyone's had a moment when it didn't take much before you really start talking yourself into a hole, my favorite part is that he can't break the idiocy. Which is, stopping from talking/doing whatever it is you're doing and collect yourself. Instead he finds a comfy seat in the vicious cycle and and mashes the gas downhill from there. It's a rollercoaster to say the least.

        He commits to this goal, and I fully believe he achieved his vision with the help of his even more incredible cast. They really bring it all together in every sense of the form, united. 

        IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST SHOWS

I SHOWED MY FRIENDS, WHERE EVERYONE LOVED IT.  AND WE ALL HAD A GREAT FEELING FROM THE FIRST SKIT OF THE FIRST EPISODE.

        There is no funnier person in the world in my opinion. I would vibe with this man, and I'm sure he would hate me for saying that, and say that if anyone said "that" it's the first thing that tells him he wouldn't vibe with t- or mess with that piece of shit. Tim, if you are reading this right now, I could write a bible off of you. Let me write with you, I'm just here to have fun. Now, that I said that I can go on continuing my journey.

        For now, I live my life as myself, I was worried I wasn't enough. I Think You Should Leave is not only fun to tell people when they ask what you're watching. ITYSL saved my sense of humor and allows me to be silly as I am writing this saying banana-poop-plop-farts-sackkashit-barf. It is after-hours after all, and we can say whatever the hell we want. Golden. It's ok to not take life seriously, there's a time and a place and I walk around lighter when I don't give a rat's ass [if people think I am (or was a) piece of shit]. However, my family is getting sick of it. I can only talk like Detective Crashmore (Santa Clause ( Bill Wiff )) so much before someone wants to fucking kill me and tries to embarrass me at parties.

        SO I AM WRITING THIS STUPID FUCKING BLOG.

Do I have any other individuals, that want to come together and cause havoc at a mall some time and when you text me to go do it I'll say I cant because it was undisclosed prior to confirming the meeting that I had too much fucking shit on me and I don't wanna be around anymore?

First, they are seen shrugging after the tables woman just got screamed at by Freddy Kreuger.
THEN THEY DO ANOTHER ONE, BUT IT'S THE  EXACT SHRUG AS THE OTHER ONE FROM THE FIRST TIME, ONLY THING THAT'S DIFFERENT IS THAT THE angles just opened up so we think it was a different person at a different time.
I knew my love for run-on sentences at a young-age wasn't for nothing.

the end.



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