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Lets.SlopEmUp.com · The Script Called for it: A Day in The Life of Santa Claus   AghRlGBh-rhaaaaaaajhklem-m-m. Aduther sunny day in paradise. I hope I don't kill too many fuckers today.      "I Sued AOL Blast for $2 mil. and won. How to increase your rate based off your quote. My Personal Guide to Financial and Acting Success." I Think You Should Leave.  Created by Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin, Lonely Island Classics & Irony Point & Zanin Corp, 2019-           As the legend foretold, a great Santa would come one day that would kick some ass. The universe has a very peculiar way of making things happen. Particularly the love of my life, Mrs. Claus- she of course gets, and totally supports, my acting career. Ya you know, she's ok if a scene calls for sex in the future. I asked. I had to made sure, I had to made it known-   t hat if I get involved in a scene, and I'm wrapped up in character, I'm totally disconnected...

  I Think You Should Leave Takes the Cake for The Funniest Show on Netflix. A Shittily Drawn Picture of Tim Robinson, by myself.           You've taken it upon yourself to watch the show. Congratulations, if you're not here by accident you have an advanced sense of humor, or your're autistic, don't make friends well, or flat-out fried yourself out at a young age. Either way Tim Robinson, capitalizes on this notion and embraces acting as "himself."  For a few years there, I was a little worried I was alone in this world. Telling hundreds of ON PAR- if not better jokes to all of my friends and they totally iced me.  It felt I finally unlocked the feeling to living every day like it was Christmas Eve; only for Santa to not come  early.          Ok, let's not embody a little teenage girl here, it's not that I am a freak or the world just doesn't understand me, or people like us.  It's that the step after understandi...

"It's a steak with water dumped on it. It's really, really  good." I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson: Season 2; Episode 2. I Think You Should Leave. Created by Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin, Lonely Island Classics & Irony Point & Zanin Corp, 2019-          If you are like myself and don't have experience holding the flimsy, egg-like body of a newborn child, it's a big deal when someone at a party hands one off to you.  Even worse so, the baby starts crying immediately and you might start trying to shrug it off like something that isn't a big deal. You might try to pawn the baby off on the fact that it just flat-out doesn't like you. Some reckon the baby just gets fussy without their bottle, or it must be hungry. Or, it's probably because you used to be a piece of shit.           Oh they promise, "the baby likes you" , but don't you worry - you KNOW you used to be a piece of shit. And to be frank, you don'...